"(insert female here) was just a normal girl until a dark, mysterious, handsome boy entered her life"
[slamS BOOK SHUT, THROWS IT ACROSS THE ROOM, BURNS IT]
date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.
u sound poor how dare you talk to me
'babe, what's the safety word'
'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'
*begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son