"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
I had a ‘salad’ at Chipotle and it’s actually so much better than a bowl it’s like two layers of lettuce and that’s awesome its like a taco salad but all of my bros were like ‘bro u tryin to watch ur weight?’
schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
I’m going on vacation and won’t be posting for a week just so you know!!!