enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

Straight White Boy Problem #405

straightwhiteboyproblems:

I had a ‘salad’ at Chipotle and it’s actually so much better than a bowl it’s like two layers of lettuce and that’s awesome its like a taco salad but all of my bros were like ‘bro u tryin to watch ur weight?’ 

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

710642:

well? can he????

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

I’m going on vacation and won’t be posting for a week just so you know!!!

I MET ZACH BRAFF OMFG

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thrashmetalsucks:

m’leg